<Royal Address>, <Co-Requester's First Name> keeps claiming my verses are inferior, but (his / her) own words lack drama and passion. Can we have a storytelling contest to settle this once and for all?[up] | ||
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Conditions: Min. Recurrence Time: 3 hours | ||
Your verses truly are inferior, though. | Conditions:
Ruler Traits include any of: Sophisticated, Melodramatic |
Effects:
Co-Requester Flags: Best_Poet |
No need, you are by far the better poet. | Conditions:
Ruler Traits include any of: Sophisticated, Melodramatic |
Effects:
Requester Flags: Best_Poet |
Sorry [sic] <Requester's First Name>, but you're always reciting the same old stories. | Conditions:
Ruler Traits include all of: not Sophisticated, not Melodramatic |
Effects:
Co-Requester Flags: Best_Poet |
<Co-Requester's First Name>'s tales are long and boring. You win. | Conditions:
Ruler Traits include all of: not Sophisticated, not Melodramatic |
Effects:
Requester Flags: Best_Poet |
I don't care about poetry, [sic] stop pestering me. | Conditions:
Ruler Traits include all of: not Sophisticated, not Melodramatic |
Effects:
Ruler Flags: No_Poetry |
We'll have a feast while you both regale us with words. | Conditions:
Food >= 34% |
Effects:
Requester Flags: Best_Poet |
Not right now. |